A review of the new book by Al Franken
New Statesman, 9th December 2005
Is Karl Rove the Antichrist? Normally such a
question would seem absurd, but reading the dark
truth about Rove's exploits in Al Franken's new
work of comic vitriol, I began to wonder. Could
any mortal man be this evil? I even went to the
Book of Revelation to see if there was anything
there to confirm my suspicions. "Men worshipped
the dragon because he had given authority to the
Beast," it said, "and they also worshipped
the Beast and asked, 'Who is like the Beast? Who
can make war against him?'" Boy. I wish I
hadn't asked.
I suspect that Al Franken, too, thinks Rove is
the Antichrist, only the lawyers at Penguin wouldn't
let him say so. Even if he had, it might not have
been the worst accusation levelled at him in The
Truth With Jokes, in which entire buckets of well-aimed
acid are flung in the face of some of the most
evil men in America - most of them, not coincidentally,
leading lights in the Republican Party.
If this sounds like a recipe for 300 pages of
tediously partisan righteousness, never fear.
In the wrong hands that might well have been the
result, but Franken is one of the funniest men
in America, and this book is a laugh-out-loud
refutation of the old lie that the devil has all
the best jokes. He doesn't. Al Franken has a lot
of them, and he tells them better.
Franken has written this book for three reasons.
Because he is furious at the shameless lies being
told by the self-serving corporate elite who now
govern his country. Because he is sick of hearing
people claim that George W Bush has "a mandate"
to impose his extreme version of Christian neoliberalism
on America. And because he has had enough of pundits
claiming that the US population is newly right-wing
and born again. As with his previous book, Lies
and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them, an excoriating
attack on the right-wing media that led Rupert
Murdoch's Fox News TV channel to try (unsuccessfully)
to sue him, Franken has employed his trademark
style - nuggets of detailed research wrapped in
a sugary coating of brilliantly dry humour - to
excellent effect. The result is that The Truth
With Jokes makes more serious political points
and exposes more deceit by the powerful than most
US journalism, while being funnier than most American
comedy.
Much of the book explains how Bush and Rove (well,
mainly Rove) won the 2004 presidential election
by employing a three-pronged strategy of "fear,
smears and queers". The fear came from a
mix-ture of spurious terrorism alerts, scary TV
commercials full of wolves, and a constantly repeated
Rove-born message, which Franken paraphrases:
"Voting for Kerry meant almost certain death
for your children." Franken even has the
figures - and the peer-reviewed psychology papers
- to prove it.
The smears also came from Rove, and Franken is
at his vituperative best as he dissects the outright
lies told by Bush and hangers-on such as the "Swift
Boat Veterans for Truth", and the turncoat
Democrat senator Zell Miller, who "gave the
lie to the stereotype that Democrats can't be
evil, vicious, lying fascists". By the time
Franken gets round to explain-ing how Rove once
smeared an opponent as a homosexual paedophile,
even the author can't take it any more. He dictates
the next chapter from his hospital bed as he recuperates
from "Rove-induced septic shock".
Sometimes, you think you're about to join him.
Witness the Senate leader Tom DeLay defending
enforced abortions among sweatshop workers in
the US colony of Saipan on behalf of his garment-industry
buddies, while he furiously opposes, on behalf
of Christ, a woman's right to abortion back home.
Witness Bush's attempt to privatise (sorry, to
"reform") social security for the benefit
of the bankers who funded his re-election. Witness
the Republican hack Peggy Noonan's direct comparison
between Democrats and Hitler, after some of the
former suggested that brain-dead Terri Schiavo,
whom Bush was using as a political pawn to woo
the religious right, should perhaps be allowed
to die. It all makes you want to take a long,
hot bath.
Future generations may look back on this book
and assume that it is some advanced form of satire;
that no government could possibly act this way
and get away with it. Unfortunately, we know better.
We also know that the US is stuck with Bush and
his coterie for at least another three years -
and that while they are in charge, America needs
Al Franken more than ever.
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